Sweet Life of Yumm and Tasty

@miss_ohso_tasty & @becky_yummPOW. Yes this is us all the time ---> Bi Tha Way.

leapfrog

gone wrong.

i think i've found my new goal in life.

I want to fly and run up walls like these guys do.




im gonna go buy a trampoline this weekend. Fuck goin to college this is gonna be my new career.
Oh and the music.... BRUNO.... bi tha way.

balloon boy.

So... errybodys buggin over balloon boy. -_- WTF who caaaaaaaaaaaaares?! Apparently everybody on my twitter smh. Story WAS that a 6yr old boy was drift away in a shiny homemade balloon. pause. who makes those anyway? Then they set a big ass search for the kid - who turns out to be hiding in a cardboard box in the garage attic. This story woulda been waaay more interested had they said 2 naked people were foolin around in there when it drifted away and it landed on top of a school or something. Like imagine ur kid coming home - "Mommy today I got a sticker on my test and we had crispy chicken for lunch. Oh and a UFO landed on our school and two naked aliens were stuck together by their privates." Whatever... needless to say - the news is pissed that the story ended as lamely as it did so they're blowin it up anyways...

Im gonna go build a hug sex kitten balloon and float away in the mouth part..... bi tha way.

inspiration for college students.

Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more Funny Videos

okay im not gon front - i've been so drunk i couldnt stand... but THIS dude is obliterated times infinity - and its only 10am. -_- why u buyin more beer dude?! how the hell are you even alive? lmao oh man... i wonder if this guy has a twitter..... i like how when he falls his head just kinda rolls around for a few seconds. WHO THE FUCK even sent his ass lmao if he was the soberest one i would paaay to see the others... boy leanin like hydrolics. hey drunk guy, bowls will not stop you from falling..... bi tha way.

Usher's Car.

It got keyed by his oooo-gly ass ex-wife last night. Figures. I mean if I looked like her n lost a the best thing i would EVER have wit a BODY LIKE THAT - i'd be bitter too. Let her have keyed an average nigga's car, tho. She woulda got her ass bodyslammed and marked the fuck up. Usher got guap tho. The damn car had a flat tire anyway. *DROPKICK* WTF she think she was doin? HURTIN that nigga? My question to Usher is - why da fuck would you everrrrr go from Chili to THAT monstrosity in the first place. Hate to say it - but about 97% of the world tried to told yaaa. This chick is just so ugly. I know looks arent everything but her BODY ain't tight either. She looks like a refrigerator wit a pit bull head on top. Whatever floated his boat must've sank. *hmph* . But yeah. Here's the 911 call.... and i KNOWWW u see that picture of the deepfreezer bodied mutt that is Ushers ex-wife. She is so not a 5star chick. I dont even know her name bi tha way....

listen:

http://www.mediafire.com/?btwovmcw0d1

Bi tha way.......

bruno.

the rapid, short and powerful thrusts? 30-45 seconds and hes covered in sweat? ....... bi the way.