So... errybodys buggin over balloon boy. -_- WTF who caaaaaaaaaaaaares?! Apparently everybody on my twitter smh. Story WAS that a 6yr old boy was drift away in a shiny homemade balloon. pause. who makes those anyway? Then they set a big ass search for the kid - who turns out to be hiding in a cardboard box in the garage attic. This story woulda been waaay more interested had they said 2 naked people were foolin around in there when it drifted away and it landed on top of a school or something. Like imagine ur kid coming home - "Mommy today I got a sticker on my test and we had crispy chicken for lunch. Oh and a UFO landed on our school and two naked aliens were stuck together by their privates." Whatever... needless to say - the news is pissed that the story ended as lamely as it did so they're blowin it up anyways...Im gonna go build a hug sex kitten balloon and float away in the mouth part..... bi tha way.
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